Summary[edit | edit source]
Brian Pasternak is the main character of Yuppie Psycho. He is given an Offer Letter to come work for Sintracorp, but is then shown through various interactions (notably in the trailer with Mr. Hugo, Mr. Chapman, and Mrs. Sosa) that everything is not what it seems. He slowly uncovers the various evils of this corporation, facing off against enemies like the Photocopier and Office Manager, and realizes that he wasn't hired for office work - he was hired to hunt down the Witch.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "This is the opportunity of my life!"
- "Who are you talking about?"
- "Oh, ok! That should be the photocopier...I guess it's time for a coffee break."